Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
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icychill67 1

as long as she is not mad it should be all good

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Arteaga 0

Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay

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maryammonib 0

well it doesn't really suck as long as she laughs and not fires the op

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fsxman1 11

**** HER!!! hehehehehe hi everyone!!!!! and the girl who said she is going to shoot me!!!

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YourEvilHero 12

boss must be a fisherman if they live in alaska

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GinandJenkem 0

You must've tried to get in her panties if she laughs and doesn't fire you.

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crzywhitebtch 0

ya 40 all we do is fish and live in igloos

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surrey101 0

lolll thas the worst wen u cant remmbr wat stupid shit u pulled

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Resquall 0

45, don't forget the gold panning and the oil extracting.

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sublimaze 6

YDI for getting hammered around your boss. having a few drinks with coworkers is one thing, getting smashed and making a fool of yourself is quite another. she's proly keeping you around for sheer entertainment value, so now you must keep "one-upping" yourself every time you meet for drinks. no pressure or anything...

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bmalley 0

you'll only get fired if you don't go through with it. now balls up and earn your promotion.

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GlacierNerd 2

Dude..I live in Alaska and I work at a bookstore. Come on now..

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allisonlols 0

YDI for being drunk, and on the bright side, she didn't fire you because of that, so be thankful! :)

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crzywhitebtch 0

haha it's ok 75 I work for a property appraiser and i live in ak

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Gotta go with #57 on this one. Two words: Business Buzzed. Look it up.

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Freakkshoooww 0

That's what I was thinking.

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FYLDeep 25

OP could be a women and they could both be working at a sammich shop together. Yeah, that's the only plausible explanation.

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oogyboogy 6

#2 maybe they're both women and work in a feminist society where they don't get any work done because they either want to talk or cuddle

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Subtext 10

Even if only used as a joke this fixation on sammiches simply sucks.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

#30, you and the rest of the sexist little bitches can go rot in the hellpit you crawled out of.

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b1acksharpi3mark 0

Thank you moe(x3). You have copied my ruminations from the interior of my skull.

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icychill67 1

as long as she is not mad it should be all good

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fsxman1 11

you diserved it retard for getting drunk in front of your boss!!!!!

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Arteaga 0

Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay

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Jak0p 25

I dont think she smiles because she wants to get laid. she laughs at him because he told her some really crazy stuff about licking her feet or other kinky things

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acoti 0

Since you're not fired, don't sweat it.

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78euge781995 0

Instead of wondering what you told her, thank god you're not out in the streets right now looking for a job.

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fsxman1 11

OH HI Samantha!!! I remever you dared me to do this!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 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ArbiterOfFML 24

You're a ****** MONSTER! Jk

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samantha_durano 6

what the **** that wasn't me asshole, it was your other buddies.

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FYLDeep 25

I guess if you give into dare's easy, I dare you to jump off a bridge.

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fsxman1 11

hahahaha what are you afraid other emo kids on this site are going to judge you! lol stop freaking out and go **** your self you dam woman! love ya!! 

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fsxman1 11

thats an old one i hace alreadt done that i jumped off the sf bridge its on youtube! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 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samantha_durano 6

holy shit! will someone please just give this kid a life?!

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FYLDeep 25

Will somebody please take his life?

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aFMLaddict 0

I think its hot to have a woman as a boss :$ this way you can go down on her and than have a higher chance on getting a job when you aply for one. is she atleast hot?

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