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By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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You deserved it 40 342

By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

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jhines08 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:05

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

Metallica139 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

YDI

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alex1432 9

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:18

lucky kid... are your yabos nice?

cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:22

Now paging Chris Hansen.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:23

To make up for it you should show 'em to us. 8)

bradg 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:40

******* BITCH ****, HE SHOULD DEFINETLY BANG U IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME POST A PIC SO I CAN SEE UR HAIRY ******

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:54

....anger issues much, Capslock Captain?

Twincest 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:07

You got a date!!

jestor 4

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:18

2-3 drinks at office functions... that's experiance I speaking from....

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:26

You blinded him

caper1234 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:31

hey do you do bacehlor parties?

jamie_leeann23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:27

Why would you drink so much to get drunk at a party from work, not only is that way unprofessional but totally stupid. YDI

PinkRoseLove 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:28

i'm sorry but you should be fired for that.

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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

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Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML

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Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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Not cool

Same thing different taste

He's still got it

Don't drink and letch

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