Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
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Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Authoress14 15
So you're still friends with her why?
PattonGilette2 18
lll
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Comments (134)
username1012 8
**aliens guy** teenage generation
Bubblez2009 15
Wow that really sucks did u make a comment abt how stupid she is to left a status to catch ppls attention!
lindsaymc 2
At least you cared enough to have someone check on her
awilliams44 9
that girls such a loser. I've lost people to suicide and I'd love to have a little talk with her cuz that's nothing to joke about
syed121417 22
People putting up whiney and sad statuses, then wondering why others get worried about them. Morons, morons everywhere. FYL, OP, you seem like a nice person to care
Baller_Bob 17
Now I wish she would've killed herself
tehdarkness 21
Shoulda let her... Jk jk you did the right thing.
frackel_frickel 4
Wow thats stupid!!
SimplyAshleii 11
You definitely did the right thing. Suicide is a serious matter and joking about it is wrong.
maplecandy 7
Don't worry about it, OP. You're an amazing person, and the world is a better place with you in it. There aren't a lot of people who would care enough to do what you did, and even if this one kid isn't grateful for it, someone else may one day be. Keep doing what you're doing and bless your ******' heart, man.