Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
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Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Authoress14 15
So you're still friends with her why?
PattonGilette2 18
lll
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Comments (134)
Thors_Hammer9999 17
statistically most people who express a possibility of committing suicide won't actually go through with it and anymore from personal experience they're just looking for attention
yeongji 31
Attention seeker, much? It looks like she will learn her lesson the hard way when the next time she actually needs help, nobody cares.
xsilentxninjax 10
It's nice of you to have been concerned about her... she should appreciate that kindness, rather than calling you a loser... =/
18226099 3
It's not your fault... Beaches just want attention
TallMist 32
And bitches too.
toastedbagel14 3
Well, don't feel like a loser. Too many don't know how to express themselves correctly, causing misunderstanding. If someone else were to do the same thing, do check on them because the next person could be serious and for just one person to show compassion could mean the difference between life and death.
Patronus_fml 4
Atleast you tried to help her. You did the right thing, too bad she was just out for the attention
fmlrulesBolt 14
Well there goes trying to look out for one another.
tompou6 19
What an absolute twat. FYL OP
LimplySadistic 3
I hope she drinks bleach. That is not something to joke about.
faireanjell 5
Unfriend