Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
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Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Authoress14 15
So you're still friends with her why?
PattonGilette2 18
lll
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Comments (134)
xpheonix57 7
Suicide isn't a joke.
Slackness 10
I did the same on the days of IRC with a friend of mine, lucky the Canadian police got to him after our call when he was standing on the edge ready to jump. He's still alive today and in a better place. We called from Europe, we both knew what was going to happen. You did right, you have my respect. Regards
an3ph 20
That shit ain't funny. You did the right thing, OP, and your friend is an ass.
DanniNell 13
Kind of reminds me when a 13 year old told me if I don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Which is funny because I wasn't being mean. I told her to practice what she preaches, then she told me that she can say whatever she wants. And she started cussing me out! XD
amehl977 21
You did the right thing no matter what
toxicfishwaffle 3
******* bitch. If she ever tries to pull that shit again call 911 and teach her a lesson about making light of a serious problem.
shadypalmtree 20
first rule of facebook: most people just want attention
vincentcloud 4
Are you sure you just didn't read it wrong? Why did you call a mutual friend and not call her yourself? These people get all uppity and only get half the story. Unless said some to extent of "Gun to my head thinking about pulling the trigger" she was probably using a metaphor.
telli164 30
Damn op. That'll teach you for being such a caring person.
10showgirl 16
She needs a life. I get on facebook about once every two weeks. If you're upset or have a problem and the first thing you think to do is put it on facebook, then you definitely have a problem.