Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
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Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Authoress14 15
So you're still friends with her why?
PattonGilette2 18
lll
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Comments (134)
Irishopoly19 9
This is why some people stop caring about others and stop trying to help.
lukeboyyyy 11
well you could finish the job :-)
rooneygirl420 13
You did the right thing. That person needs to be grateful that there are people who care enough about her to check up on her.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Reminds me of the story of the little boy who cried wolf. Next time cross your fingers and just hope natural selection takes it's course.
BigMac92 11
Attention ****** on Facebook? Shocking. I feel bad for you OP. Your concern for another human was taken as a weakness by a child.
poncho55 40
Hey, don't let that second status bug you. She's just a nitwit and you're a good person for looking out for others. Thank you for doing the right thing. :) There are lots of people out there that wouldn't say anything.
ileenefudge 29
She's one of those stupid bitches who thinks this kind of shit is funny. She likes the attention. You did the right thing, but people will tire of that game of hers fast if she does it again and when she is ignored, she will find something worse or equally as bad so people start giving attention to her again.
interesting33 36
Don't let that stop you if someone else posts something similar - better safe than sorry. You did the right thing
JD1147 27
I was texting with a friend's friend a few years ago who said they were depressed and wanted to kill himself. Then said he was putting wires in a powerpoint but nothing was happening, then he stopped texting. So I called the police and sent them around to check up on him, and turns out the bastard was making it all up. Some people really need to grow up and stop being stupid bloody dickheads.
Witchylady 17
She sounds like she is an attention seeker. Good on you for trying to help.