Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
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Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Authoress14 15
So you're still friends with her why?
PattonGilette2 18
lll
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Comments (134)
_marnie_lauren 8
Sucide is nothing to joke about and even if she was then still why post it. Also that status update was pretty rude because just checking to make sure someone is okay is not 'being a loser'
Duskitty 14
Suicide is a real concern, not something for attention-whoring girls to joke about and then make fun of people for caring. Your "friend" is a total bitch.
spikeismykitty 6
Wtf?!
xxcaitlannxx 15
Is that a new thing kids do these days or...
trumpetplaya 8
Shoulda let her do it then if she doesnt think its serious
castielnovak 13
That girl needs a good slap to the face. Suicide is not something to joke about. You did the right thing by asking your friend to check on her!
silentxninja 13
What the hell...? Why would anyone post a status implying that sort of thing, and then laugh about it when someone shows concern for them??? They should be grateful they have a friend such as you who cares about them, and who was worried enough to try to make sure she was okay. Suicide, and self-harm in general is not funny, and definitely not something that should be joked about or taken lightly. Don't worry about it, OP. You're a good friend, and it's not even worth bothering to take the time to try to be friends with someone who doesn't appreciate your concern for them.
TheLittleOnion 18
That person just doesn't know what committing suicide is if she thinks it's a joke. OP, you are awesome for actually even thinking about making sure she's okay.
fantasyworld 37
People that do that deserve to be slapped hard.
cielinwonderland 7
What a B**** You should not feel embarassed in the slightest. You were in the right here. it's disgusting of her to put out fake emotions to make people worry. and then make fun of the ones that do.