So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 584
You deserved it 357

Same thing different taste

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Well... people are donating for your funeral. Nobody better than giving a damn.

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Or at the very least, demand a cut in exchange for your silence.

ItchySasquatch 9

That's called fraud though isn't it lol

Well... people are donating for your funeral. Nobody better than giving a damn.

You should be happy that news of your suicide drew a response of dollars and not “likes.”

Lobby_Bee 17

It means you are well liked enough for people to give a damn. Not the best way to prove it though.

I think it actually means whoever's supposedly paying for the funeral is well liked enough for people to give a damn. That's just me, though.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

How is this a fml? That means ppl care for you.

Yet they mistakenly think OP is dead because he committed suicide. False rumors stating that someone is dead are never good.

My condolences. I know you must miss yourself terribly, but trust me, you’re in a better place. Could I have that watch you used to wear?

ohsnapword 21

As long as you are getting a cut after it's done.

Man! Is that a great conversation starter or what?