Love: Noped outta there

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

Comments

Cacto 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:55

Was it Sadie Hawkins dance.

inlimbo11 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:36

that's creepy as ****, of course he went the other way. you deserved that shit for sure.

inlimbo11 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:40

#97, or maybe it really was just ******* creepy

bsellnow 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:55

I think all these people calling it creepy just don't understand at all. I think it was a really sweet idea, and it sucks that the guy was such a coward as to drive away from it.

Ohdear1990 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:06

You're not proposing marriage. Why couldn't you just ask him?

MagnusMKI 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:12

The fact that it might have been a cute idea is fizzled by something. Your asking a friend in an over the top manner to a dance. You've plastered this all over his street. The rest of the area knows that you're waiting for him at his house. Did you ever think someone else might have asked him during the day? Or perhaps this was a bit overkill? Waiting with ballons, I guess is ok. If my girlfriend ever went this over the top I'd probably been ticked off, but someone who's a friend? A bit creepy. Still sucks for you, since he didn't even face you.

Endymion_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:21

I put my vote in with the 'this is creepy as ****' faction.

pablo61nyc 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:02

#97, here's the thing, guys dont go for that romantic crap, on the receiving end at least. Guys do it for women because more often then not they appreciate it more. The signs weren't even that bad, though already too much for a school dance, but you waiting in his driveway? Way to much. With balloons?! Completely creepy and overbearing. I cant imagine pulling up in my driveway, with a girl waiting for me with balloons, forced to face her at that moment. Its not even embarrassing, just really creepy. I do feel bad that this happened to you, but next time, just walk up and ask the guy.

LifeSux19 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:06

I'm sorry. But I would've done the same if I saw someone waiting in my driveway with balloons, and who placed signs for me. No telling what they would've done to me if I was stupid enough to follow the signs. Oh hell no. I would be out too. CREEPY!!!!