Love: Noped outta there

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

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prospekt1 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:00

haha ugly!!!! turtles are hoss

nick17 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:34

Well u put up signs and stood in his driveway with baloons that's borderline stalking

Oliive_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:37

MY GOOD GOD YOU'RE A CREEPER. you so. *******. deserved. that.

Iwannabetreo 11

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:30

Aww, I'm sorry. DDDDDDD:

cms70 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:52

I agree with those who have said it is major creepy! If someone did that to me just to ask me out I'd never go near them again! Do you have a shrine built for him in your closet too? This FML sounds like something a psychotic obsessed person would do. It's not sweet and its not romantic. It's stalkerish and scary! If this is the norm these days, no wonder kids in school are getting turned down all the time! (I graduated high school 5 years ago, for this site that probably does make me old LOL)

xx5shotBRxx 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:07

So were the signs like stop signs and max 50? cuz then he might not of understood what you wanted to say.

Mancubus 2

Monday 20 July 2009 9:47

Lot of jaded cynics in here. She was trying to do something extravagant to make her friend feel special, which unfortunately backfired. Personally I don't find that creepy or clingy. Furthermore I would be thrilled if someone went through that much effort to ask me out.