Love: Noped outta there

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

Comments

kittylitter159 3

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:33

Whoa...um I would be so freaked out. Seriously. Yeah, that was a burn to you by just leaving, but you kinda brought it on yourself. It isn't really that hard to as a friend to a dance. Especially if he is your friend. Even if he isn't going as a date, he will go as friends. I'm a girl and I know for a fact that if I asked any of my guy friends something like that they would. I seriously isn't hard.

afairyelephant 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:27

LOL, 10 was so funny. but that was really creepy you set yourself up.

takran 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:17

I'm going to agree with the creepy/over-the-top crowd. Guys are NOT girls! When are girls going to learn this? All the people saying this is sweet, from the way I read their comments, sound like they're girls. Sure it's sweet to you (although if a guy did it I wonder if you'd think the same...), but to a guy it's just over the top. I don't blame him at all for being scared off - although it is kind of an asshole move to drive away, the only other option you gave him was confrontation on his front lawn. I'm sure you meant well, but try just asking next time...

Vehicle 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:46

You had a sweet idea, but I'm sure you completely embarrassed him. I mean, signs all the way home? EVERYONE had to have seen them.

singer101 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:38

what you did was kind of creepy

christopherlove 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:01

Waiting for him with balloons, eh, weird but okay. The signs along his street? That's insane and humiliating, I don't care who you are.

gizmo_987 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 9:33

BBBUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!!!!

hahaohwell 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:49

the way u did it was a little wierd u shoulda just asked

patbot 0

Friday 29 May 2009 14:59

A bit excessive, but essentially sweet - until I read about the balloons. 151 posts and NO-ONE mentions picturing Pennywise the clown in the driveway?