FML : Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting...

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Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Saturday 13 November 2010 00:24 / United States

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By Stinkis | 0

#1691188 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:30

I don't know if you're life is fucked because of it, but the girl was clearly overtracting. You get a FML from me.

By lilykat84 | 4

#1691212 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:33

wow and a simple no wouldn't have done. or maybe you just look creepy :)

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By IHATERI | 0

#1691153 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:24

slap.

roeallen | 11

#1691241 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:35

only if she thought he (assuming it IS a he) was trying to pick her up. ah well soda all over the clean car

morgann4826 | 0

#1691264 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:37

smack

Superdestroyer1 | 0

#1691386 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:53

Don't be so homosexual. It's gay. :D

Superdestroyer1 | 0

#1691395 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:55

And gays like men.

IHATERI | 0

#1691536 - Saturday 13 November 2010 04:17

if some random bitch threw shit in my car.... Ohhhhh boy. roadkill!

AthinaMarie | 0

#1691675 - Saturday 13 November 2010 04:39

damn, she is lucky it wasnt you then xD hahaha

jewban | 3

#1691829 - Saturday 13 November 2010 05:05

and boom goes the dynamite!

cartez2gs | 3

#1692075 - Saturday 13 November 2010 05:41

what did the soda say to the face??? SLAP...I'm diet coke biotch!!!!

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1692396 - Saturday 13 November 2010 07:36

63- your profilee picture scares me..

IHATERI | 0

#1692454 - Saturday 13 November 2010 07:49

some one watches Dave chappelle haha.

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1692480 - Saturday 13 November 2010 07:52

hmm?

IHATERI | 0

#1692520 - Saturday 13 November 2010 08:00

forgot to put 63 - my bad Yo.

ispitflames | 3

#1692570 - Saturday 13 November 2010 08:17

Dave chappelle is the greatest nigger alive. real talk.

OrginalOwen | 0

#1693464 - Saturday 13 November 2010 12:55

you gotta say hi first before you start picking the hoes up, silly pimps!

Honda288 | 2

#3714024 - Sunday 11 December 2011 06:22

#63...your profile picture... Only in America!

By LiishaNiinahx | 0

#1691155 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:24

lol..

FTWisRIGHT | 0

#1691478 - Saturday 13 November 2010 04:04

Wow, that's all you can say. :/

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1692399 - Saturday 13 November 2010 07:38

lol..

IHATERI | 0

#1692476 - Saturday 13 November 2010 07:52

heeeyyyyy ^^^^

killaro | 0

#1693639 - Saturday 13 November 2010 01:49

yay…lol :D

cIouds | 15

#6500772 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:19

nm m8 wbu?

By madasmercury | 0

#1691157 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:24

If you're that blind, maybe you shouldn't be allowed to drive :P

CrazyDutch | 0

#1693369 - Saturday 13 November 2010 12:30

op you should have run her over, stupid bitch, she could just say no instead of trowing soda in your face

DiamondGirlj | 18

#6057227 - Friday 5 September 2014 02:21

It's pretty easy to mistake people, especially if OP was looking at her/him I forgot already xD

By Griffo_fml | 0

#1691161 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:25

I've totally done that before. except I didn't get anything thrown at me... sux to be you

bobateme | 0

#1691271 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:38

yeah, it really is a common mixup.

By AmazonGurrl | 0

#1691177 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:27

YDI. I would have done the same haha

Judus_beej | 0

#1691737 - Saturday 13 November 2010 04:49

just swallow dammit!

By Stinkis | 0

#1691188 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:30

I don't know if you're life is fucked because of it, but the girl was clearly overtracting. You get a FML from me.

Uscdrew1 | 6

#1691916 - Saturday 13 November 2010 05:13

I overtract all the time.

Bees_fml | 0

#1692166 - Saturday 13 November 2010 06:04

And how hard is it to spell "your" correctly, really?

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1692412 - Saturday 13 November 2010 07:42

69 - that's what she said . xD

ispitflames | 3

#1692581 - Saturday 13 November 2010 08:20

wiinnn :)

By icantmakeupmymin | 0

#1691193 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:31

your reaaal smooth

Bees_fml | 0

#1692179 - Saturday 13 November 2010 06:07

OP's real smooth what?

redheadregect | 0

#1693962 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:44

with the ladies

By Wizardroxx | 3

#1691197 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:31

.. Damn People go so crazy! A simple no would have done it... it's okay, op. :x

cowmeleon | 2

#1945127 - Sunday 9 January 2011 06:36

I believe ur doing the peace sign wrong

By lilykat84 | 4

#1691212 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:33

wow and a simple no wouldn't have done. or maybe you just look creepy :)

By FMLandurstoo | 9

#1691235 - Saturday 13 November 2010 03:35

YDI for being ungrateful for the soda

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