Singing, Annoying and Love: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Sheila - 26/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my husband was singing while doing the housework. I told him to sign up for The Voice. He took me seriously, and did. Too bad for him, because he sounds like a cat dying in a ditch. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By noonotme - 05/09/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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autumn_kiki 0

Monday 7 December 2009 12:25

If he wasn't good why would you lie and say he was? Did he even ask or did you take it upon yourself to lie for no reason?

crazyarsedfly 14

Monday 7 December 2009 13:12

She didnt say she lied to him. He may be really good at it. But it's gone to his head... so yea. FYL.

Comments

crazyblackchick 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:54

Well tell him hes good at shutting the hell up.

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:00

Haha I wish my cats name was mr sprinkles

jellybeanfish99 10

Friday 13 October 2017 19:12

It’s like when you laugh at a kid’s joke so they repeat it 1838282 times. He’s just proud you approve

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