Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my husband was singing while doing the housework. I told him to sign up for The Voice. He took me seriously, and did. Too bad for him, because he sounds like a cat dying in a ditch. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
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Top comments
autumn_kiki 0
If he wasn't good why would you lie and say he was? Did he even ask or did you take it upon yourself to lie for no reason?
crazyarsedfly 14
She didnt say she lied to him. He may be really good at it. But it's gone to his head... so yea. FYL.
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Comments (43)
crazyblackchick 0
Well tell him hes good at shutting the hell up.
coolgirl44 3
Haha I wish my cats name was mr sprinkles
jellybeanfish99 10
It’s like when you laugh at a kid’s joke so they repeat it 1838282 times. He’s just proud you approve