Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my husband was singing while doing the housework. I told him to sign up for The Voice. He took me seriously, and did. Too bad for him, because he sounds like a cat dying in a ditch. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
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autumn_kiki 0
If he wasn't good why would you lie and say he was? Did he even ask or did you take it upon yourself to lie for no reason?
crazyarsedfly 14
She didnt say she lied to him. He may be really good at it. But it's gone to his head... so yea. FYL.
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Comments (43)
TheOtherNewest1 6
"Today, I lied to someone and it came back to bite me. FML."
NoteMyGrin 0
Hah. My dad's good at singing, but half the time when I'm having a conversation with him, he'll start singing to himself and not listen for crap. Or I'll be trying to write a huge report anywhere in the house and I can hear him belting it. People can be good but still annoying. /: Though I think it's kind of cute that her boyfriend took her compliment to heart so much.
F_ur_life_douche 0
tell him to stfu and audition for a band
toigirl92 0
OMG that same thing happened to me... but then we broke up. haha
Skulgrav 0
It sucks, but then you could've kept your mouth shut....
movies12 0
Guys OP didn't lie to him. She told her BF he was a good singer because he was, it just is annoying her now. My dad is a good singer, it just gets annoying when ur studying or talking or doing something in general and some just burst out in a song.
taylorxjeanne 0
I know what you mean. I told my boyfriend he was good at guitar and now he wont stop. Ugh. It's terrrrrible.
leadrunner751 3
if he's good it shouldn't matter
raithex 0
This isn't really an FML unless he's absolutely horrible at it.
kallielou 10
It's possible that OP's boyfriend does actually sing well, and that she just syarted getting annoyed of him bursting into song every 5 minutes. If so, FYL OP But, if she did lie about his singing, Then YDI
brendonuriepatd 8
Lmfao I wish life was like a musical where you could burst into song and no one would think you are weird
imortal20 0
Op didn't necessarily say her boyfriend was a bad singer she was just simply implying that he won't stop. face it. it's annoying if someone sings too much no matter how good they are.