Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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autumn_kiki 0
If he wasn't good why would you lie and say he was? Did he even ask or did you take it upon yourself to lie for no reason?
crazyarsedfly 14
She didnt say she lied to him. He may be really good at it. But it's gone to his head... so yea. FYL.
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Comments (43)
redcherries90 0
lmfao that sucks
citygirlnomore 0
lol i know how u feel..same happened to me. And u cant really tell him to stop singing huh? Also this guy i dated last month, i told him once i like how he smells and the next time we meet i could smell his cologne from a meter away and it was quite painful to get too close to him ......
crazzle 0
This is the most boring FML I have EVER come across.
eighty_five 0
First!
Sarunas23 0
is he a good singer? if yes this is not an FML
happykiddo20 0
well you totally deserved it o.o
Rabbity 0
I will have to say it may not be the OP's fault, nor may the boyfriend be a bad singer. But it still could get really annoying depending on how much and how loud he does sing. My stepsister sings all the time, especially after someone compliments her singing. Her voice isn't bad, it's average, but it's really annoying. She'll sing while you're trying to watch tv, or while you're doing homework, or if you're trying to take a nap, or if any music is on even though she might not know the words or even be singing the right song. She'll sing when you're trying to practice piano, which is just very annoying. So this could be worse than it sounds.
LemonStarship 5
Practice makes perfect :D
uxoriouswidow 0
Untell him.
cals 0
i made that mistake with my ex-roommate. i feel for you.