Anonymous
No Chick-Hating on Easter!
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Anonymous
Romcom moment
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
biwhat
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Stuck
United States
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.
user918 12
Uhh be glad you didn't marry him.
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Comments (28)
yeongji 31
It seems to me that he used that as an excuse to break up, which is something he may have been thinking of doing for awhile, but never had the chance to until an opportunity to do so came up (though for this reason is not reasonable). It also seems to me that after all these years, he has become so comfortable with the relationship that he never gave marriage a thought, especially if the two of you are adults.
BasketBallForever293 17
One thing, if he hasn't already proposed to you after thirteen years, he probably never would have. Maybe he just didn't see you guys getting married? Who knows. also. The guy is always supposed to be the one to propose
Norja 33
He sounds like he just missed out on Mensa! How on earth did you spend 13 years with someone like that?!!
chosha_fml 27
Thirteen years? With that guy? Why, OP, why?
Kitsi 14
I am so sorry you wasted 13 years of your life with someone that ignorant.
tonyfan00 38
While that is not exactly a common thing, I feel bad that you wasted 13 years with someone like that. There comes a point where you need to propose or discuss otherwise, and the fact he did neither is a bit surprising.
Ki Ajēra 5
what are you doing being stuck with a guy for 13 years youre not married to anyways... I don't get it...
whakea 5
God what a waste of time!!! Sorry 😔