Miscellaneous: Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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Tripartita 44

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:29

If all that's required to take away someone's manhood is a proposal, is it really worth having in the first place? Nothing says "I'm secure in my masculinity" like pouting after a woman expresses her desire to spend the rest of her life with you.

Pokefinch27 17

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:23

Congratulations though!

Tomato_Cheese 22

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:21

Why did you cut his dick off?

JustThatPerson 21

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Sunday 12 June 2016 8:22

That's not what you do when you have proposed... As far as I know.

ifuckuprandomly 28

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Sunday 12 June 2016 12:51

Our countries must have quite different customs then, because in Britain when you get married your balls mysteriously appear in your wife's purse...

Aethereal 14

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Sunday 12 June 2016 13:09

I'm pretty certain it was a bad pun, #17. ''Took away his "manhood",'' OP wrote. What does "manhood" usually refer to?

Pokefinch27 17

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:23

Congratulations though!

DJRy 13

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:23

If he said yes, why wouldn't have he proposed himself? < >

Tripartita 44

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:34

By that logic, nobody would ever say yes because they'd have proposed first.

DraconicFeline 31

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Sunday 12 June 2016 17:09

I think 3's point is that if he wanted to get married AND he wanted to be the one to propose, why hadn't he already done so?

MisstressNicole 20

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Sunday 12 June 2016 22:00

I proposed to my husband. He wanted to ask but was sure I'd say no because of my views on marriage. I could tell it was making him miserable so I helped him out by planning a proposal and surprising him. He was ecstatic that I was willing to give him something he wanted.

Im_Sleepy_Gamer 12

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Monday 13 June 2016 8:32

Because he didn't know if she would say yes he was probable fairly nervous

pshtuthinkicare 19

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:23

Aww well congratulations on the engagement! He'll get over himself eventually

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:23

Tell him to get over it. In this day and age, anyone can propose. His fault that he was slow.

LexiD19 26

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:25

He'll get over it, OP. Since it's generally thought that the man is "supposed" to propose, some men have problems with accepting that women can also do the deed. He said yes, so he definitely loves you. Congrats!

Tripartita 44

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:29

zanthux 2

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Sunday 12 June 2016 16:32

Fuck off

Malsain_fml 10

Monday 13 June 2016 9:03

Agreed. Thing is, the same way girls are pressured with being sexy, atractive and feminine, guy are with being manly, strong and proactive.

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:34

Was it a romantic proposal? Like were you walking on the beach and waiting till the sunset then when the sun hit the water just right u dropped on one knee looked him straight in the eyes and said will you marry me? And then he started tearing up and jumping up n down while screaming yes?

buckdharma 36

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:48

This is for op's fiancee Just make sure the master of ceremonies asks her first if she'll marry you. Then, from that point it is you who makes the ultimate decision.

tyler_the_asiann 16

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:51

I would have to side with the guy. It's a once in a lifetime thing for the guy to plan a beautiful proposal and get on one knee for his wife. I wouldn't want that taken away from me personally.

klutzyduck1 24

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:59

Then I would definitely make sure not to wait 7 years to do it, or have a conversation to see if you guys were on the same page. I get why a guy would want to, but at some point if they aren't, either she asks or she leaves, if that's what she wants.

lux0rd 18

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Sunday 12 June 2016 8:53

Agreed. My dad was slow to ask my mum and she ultimately left him as she felt the relationship was going nowhere. It opened his eyes to what an idiot he was being and they got back together and he proposed. They've now been married for 28 years, have 3 kids, are still going strong and have renewed their vows again. I'm not saying all relationships should be like that but if you both feel that strongly, want to get married and have been together for that long propose or pull your head in if the other person asks you.