By Dummy - 1/4/2018 15:00

Happy Easter!

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper in a family member’s house. I looked around and found baby wipes. I was saved! Unfortunately, they were actually Clorox wipes. The bleach gave me a chemical burn in my ass. FML

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By lukesick1 | 12

#7616850 - Thursday 29 March 2018 14:30

Was there no label?

By Zekfen | 17

#7617869 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:26

You should leave the anal bleaching to the professionals at the spa!

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By lukesick1 | 12

#7616850 - Thursday 29 March 2018 14:30

Was there no label?

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7617854 - Sunday 1 April 2018 15:43

I'm not sure what to say besides hoping that wiping your ass made your family members not notice anything.FYL

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7617857 - Sunday 1 April 2018 15:45

Seriously? You didn't try a tissue?

julfunky | 28

#7617868 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:23

Most people I’ve known don’t have any tissues in the bathroom.

Glowworm56 | 25

#7617894 - Sunday 1 April 2018 18:45

I have tissues in my bathroom, and paper towels.

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7617864 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:09

Guess you had a HOT night.
Alright, I'm on my way outside...
No need to show me the way, I can find the door in my own...

By thehaystackerine | 19

#7617865 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:14

It's called "reading." Top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence. Take Tylenol for headaches... Midol for cramps.

ThrottleJockey | 34

#7618106 - Monday 2 April 2018 15:17

Shut up, Richard.

By Zekfen | 17

#7617869 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:26

You should leave the anal bleaching to the professionals at the spa!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7617873 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:39

So, you assumed they were baby wipes?

We all know what happens when you ASSUME: You make your ASS a molten fireball of stupidity.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7617879 - Sunday 1 April 2018 16:57

I bet your ass has never been sparkling clean ever before.

By manb91uk | 22

#7617888 - Sunday 1 April 2018 17:31

Well, you've got the ring of fire now

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7617890 - Sunday 1 April 2018 17:45

You deserve it. There are labels on the packs which indicate they are not baby wipes, but you failed to read it.