Anonymous
No Chick-Hating on Easter!
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Anonymous
Romcom moment
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
biwhat
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Stuck
United States
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.
user918 12
Uhh be glad you didn't marry him.
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Comments (28)
Thundernutz 15
Upon reading this the first thing that came to mind was "What the ****?!" and I wish a girl would have the nerves to ask me out instead of the other way around let alone propose to me. But yea sorry for 13 years wasted on the backwards retard and hope you can find someone that is worthy of you :).
saidoh 14
I’m not sure whether to read your comment as « I WISH a girl would... » or I wish a girl WOULD... » 😉
pjsr 33
Using ‘retard’ as an insult is every bit as offensive as using ‘gay’ as an insult.
Silent_Paradox 7
Your boyfriend sounds like he is 13 years old
ARISKomuniszt 24
Do you mean that you've been together for 13 years? Or that he's 13 years old?
QueenSaru 28
How do lesbians get married then?
Matt Much 12
FTW!
404wan 19
and that's the person you want to marry? in 13 years, you never noticed he was a child?
AznAznAzn 6
People these days... FYL Indeed
tounces7 28
13 years and you still had no idea you were married to a child?
tounces7 28
*With A child. No idea why there's no edit button for these.
John Nemeth 14
If I’d been with a girl for thirteen years and she proposed to me. I would go as far as being the bride at the wedding. To be completely fair some folks never get married for financial reasons.
RinoaHeartilly 36
He sounds like he's only 13. It sucks, but you probably saved yourself a lot of the pain of being married to a manchild.
routerere 10
The FML here isn't the part where you broke up with him, its the thirteen years you wasted with him.