Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
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Top comments
jazziness 12
Doesn't matter, had sex.
tripangelx8 4
the article should have warned you to tell her to keep her eyes closed
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Comments (136)
fsamslife92 8
Don't worry, that's just her o-face.
KingCeltic77 18
Maybe that's what you're supposed to look like when you do it.
linkinpark98 24
This FML made me laugh so hard....
FrankHotpants 31
I like to think It looked like OP was pecking at her ****** with his face lol.
MrGroovy28 7
Why are there not more adorable ladies such as you around?
ILpalmtree 0
I keep saying it, all that matters is that YOU come!!!
MissHandberg 6
No. Then it won't be any good for the girl, and that is when she looses her lust for sex with you. And maybe if you're really lucky, she'll cheat to get a man who truly satisfy her.
MissHandberg 6
No. Then it won't be any good for the girl, and that is when she looses her lust for sex with you. And maybe if you're really lucky, she'll cheat to get a man who truly satisfy her.
epiczo3y 2
That's what u get
Jamesdean1956 0
Giant fail/ face palm
GingerNinja 18
May I have the link to said article? x)
ILpalmtree 0
I'll show it to ya ;-P lol
CruelGirl07 5
I just have to say: from one red headed ninja to another, I love your user name and profile! :)
purebliss7 6
at least your trying, most men as long as it feels good to them they are fine, **** what the girl wants. i think its sweet maybe try how to videos?