Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18

Why would you buy fifty dollars worth of chocolate.. That's so much chocolate.

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CryosFear 14

Who needs a girlfriend, I've got chocolate...

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ClassyCataclasis 4

So you were trying to give her diabetes then?

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Ki11erC 18

Quantity or quality that's way to much to be spending on someone you've just started chatting to. Comes across as pretty weird tbh.

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Andriaia 13

You're just talking to her. it's not even a relationship

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FATALSTR1KE 9

You always get confirmation first. Never just assume!

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ostfaiz 18

Visit ur nearest playschool, distribute the chocolates among kids ( if they allow ) , trust me this way u can buy urself happiness n satisfaction

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captain_crook 17

you can't do that in the US with the amount of crazies trying to kidnap/ murder school kids. would be very suspicious.

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Cookiee04 15

you think thst all the chocolate would give you diabetes but you didn't think about it when you got it for her?

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asherm 15

I'll share the chocolate with you, oh and I work in medical, so I'll help you with the Diabeetus too :)

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KatyLarae 13

But now you have chocolate... Who needs girls

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