Relatable, Awkward and Love: Nice try

Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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Bullshit reason #874

By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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Life ain't a movie, son

By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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Details matter

By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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Sunday 5 October 2014 23:04

Why would you buy fifty dollars worth of chocolate.. That's so much chocolate.

CryosFear 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:04

Who needs a girlfriend, I've got chocolate...

Comments

whatwhyhoo 10

Tuesday 7 October 2014 14:23

If you think you will get diabetes, don't you think she would have? I don't think candy is a good gift.

TheSwegMaster69 11

Tuesday 7 October 2014 19:45

Be thankful you're not giving her diabetes, given the amount of chocolate you'd bought for her.

Jay224 0

Wednesday 8 October 2014 4:32

Woohoo, all you can eat chocolate and a bi7(h out of your life. Sounds like a win-win.

MidLahBrii 4

Wednesday 8 October 2014 4:52

If you could not joke about diabetes, that'd be great. You may not know this, but every time somebody says things like that, it makes me feel like shit. I'm sure I'm not the only diabetic that feels this way.

cbearflippa91600 12

Thursday 9 October 2014 12:02

I agree. Thank you for saying this.

AntNY1981 4

Wednesday 8 October 2014 8:42

Sorry bud.

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 15:14

Ouch, you just might have been friend zoned on that note.

musicguy83 1

Friday 10 October 2014 23:57

It's happened to me before

TsarKeith12 9

Saturday 11 October 2014 9:12

Dude no no no Huge creeper status, you don't spend $50 on a girl you've been talking to to be "sweet" That screams "I'm paying you to have sex with me"