Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~
Joeyc524 0
Hahahha that's mad funny
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Comments (343)
X_o_X_ocutie 0
well, he's right I mean u can't get pregnant thru your ass
YummiGummi 0
HAHAHAHA:P
Username445 0
welll good luck wiff dat !
DeadOnArrivall 0
its natures condom
hondachick 0
that blows :D I vote u go get baked and tell him he has to go first
nicoleanddrake 0
are you doing anal?
blackrose9219 0
omg i hate men that say that...my theory is u wanna have me in the ass so bad then go screw a man atleast he'll get something out of it lmao
blackrose9219 0
btw dont do it...ull hate it..it hurts. When he takes it in the ass then he cant judge u for saying no lol
5t3ff1k4h 45
Heh, it doesn't hurt if you're doing it right.
bvbsoldier 0
you know you can still get pregnant from anal
SnK4evr 0
That is just nasty !!! You should of pulled out the toys and see how he likes it . Im a guy and that is just an exit for me . God gave girls a vag for a reason ! USE IT !! But use it safely !!
ohyess909 0
good answer which shows you're a goodguy:)