Food: Blasted - FML

Blasted

By Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

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tounces7 27

Thursday 9 May 2019 4:13

She puts expired milk back into the fridge too, doesn't she?

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tounces7 27

Thursday 9 May 2019 4:13

She puts expired milk back into the fridge too, doesn't she?

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