Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 27
That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~
Joeyc524 0
Hahahha that's mad funny
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Comments (343)
Snafuusmc 12
Hmm I guess this passes the ass protocol...
kritz0 10
lol@ everyone saying to turn it around on him. Anal isn't so bad if he knows what he is doing. Thats assuming he was honest to god NOT being serious in thinking this cannot lead to pregnancy, of course. **** off and DTMFA, definitely not a keeper....definitely not smart either if he thinks this will avoid you getting pregnant. What a retard. Let me guess, he also tells you he's allergic to latex and/or condoms feel "unnatural" and refuses to use them. Bahahahahaha.
lmaoatall 6
and that's when you pull out your giant strap on and tell him well if that's the way you want it, now bend the **** over and take it like a man
mayo21 0
bring along a toy and shove it up his bum, that way you both get to experience the "pleasure"
ImanAzol 4
That's hot.
NickKeiter99 0
haha ******* awesome
Mistery510 6
HAHA YESSSSSS!!
Les27 0
Thats nothing but an amazing answer
pfunk129 1
makes complete sense to me. he's a wise man and a keeper .
rainybubbles 0
you should not give it up to him
Easyaccess 0
yeah... backdoor it is....lol