Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~
Joeyc524 0
Hahahha that's mad funny
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Comments (343)
marissabunge23 0
hahah that's cute.:P
Islander_fml 5
I always use anal control. That, and being gay.
esare55 0
thats too funny!!!
ballenzak 0
999999999999999 points for your bf xD
ElijahAndrews 0
ahaha right onnn
bmanholmes 3
painful but effective ;)
CorinnaHEY 6
It's an efficient way to stay constipated for a week too, very cute.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Not in all cases.
Amber33 0
Bahaha
mountvernon 0
lol that's funny as hell
jcole1997 0
He has a point, a good one. He gets the same pleasure so why the hell should he care. Plus you can't get pregnant so another plus for the guy, which is all that matters. = )
5t3ff1k4h 45
So, did you actually read the 300 comments before you telling everyone that you can still get pregnant from anal? I'll assume not. And it doesn't feel the same for the guy. One's tighter than the other, unless you've been having a lot of anal sex.