Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~
Joeyc524 0
Hahahha that's mad funny
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Comments (343)
chuchuisabeast 0
make poo poo on his penis.
0bscured_1 0
I like ur bf haha
Pxnditx 0
Hahah
lilvampire18 5
my response, u wanna have gay butt sex, go find a gay butt boy! anal hurts! u don't want something in ur ass, well neither do I!
4evermossin 0
it's gay for something to enter a males rectum.... however it's not gay to enter a females!!
spadesghost 1
its not gay for a girl to enter your junk either, come on use that brain for something other than taking up space
GTFL_Later 0
great way to cure constipation
spadesghost 1
I don't often say this, but dump him. thats just stupid.
brillababy 0
psshh anal is good!
jacquelinerox 1
I said what what in the butt
ves5020 0
retards you can still get pregnant if the cum slips into the ******