Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~
Joeyc524 0
Hahahha that's mad funny
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Comments (343)
Chazyj 4
lol legend
zimandme123 0
wow... your boyfriend is stupid..... But that was mad funny....! :)
zimandme123 0
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mismonroe 0
BRILLIANT
FlashBurn 13
To all those who say win... Do you work at Betty Crocker? You must like packing fudge. 23 and 24 have it right.
tayza249 20
it might be great for the guy, but I'm assuming not so much for the girl. some probably like it, a lot don't. just use birth control.
ryno2004 1
that's the best form!
xgetxbentx 13
win if he was joking fail if he wasn't you may want to consider leaving him if he really thinks that's a form of protection and can't be serious about it at all. I mean yeah, it was a funny response, but that is something he needs to take into consideration. then, you guys should really be using as much protection as possible. so you get on birth control, and he wears a condom. neither are 100%, even if used together, but it still helps decrease the chances of pregnancy and the condom helps for STDs.
AlexjnUK 3
Don'taskdon'tgetLAD
leethewrestler 0
Haha your boyfriend is awesome
All_I_Need 4
Avoiding sexually transmitted diseases would be nice too.