Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~
Joeyc524 0
Hahahha that's mad funny
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Comments (343)
lovestoomassage 0
wow.. funny if he was joking... WTF if he wasn't.....
life_lol 0
she so takes in the ass. call me
denvan 0
Backdoor method don't forget to ice it
j_cat187 20
pic :)
CDABXXX 5
lol
kazzz23 0
Win on his part. xD
KickItHigh 32
WIN.
MovingOn09 0
he's probably done it with a guy. js
niki09 0
I agree completely ether that or want to know what it feels like.... it's an exit not an entrance
DiamondFinish 0
I would have said the same. Except a condom works just as good.
therealsuperman 0
remind him that abstinence works better than anal. you'll get your way
docscientist 10
Abstinence is boring and nobody wins.
LaFemmeQuiRit 3
For a girl, the choice between anal and abstinence is pretty clear ...
DjeePee 25
Yes, anal it would be! That being said, OP, I recommend the pill. And if you want to be more safe, also use a condom. Make sure that your read the label though, I've had enough of these 'omfg I'm pregnant' FML's.
enonymous 9
73 if the answer were clear. I'd be fingering my own asshole instead of abstinence. There is plenty of time after you get married to not have sex. If you're 18+ live it up until the ring is on the finger, speaking of which anyone seen Doc I need a rectal exam for a possible ring in my asshole.
SkyeLovesYouu 0
what?
DocBastard 40
Did someone page me? I was busy extracting some golf clubs over at the "Am I being robbed" FML. Oh enonymous, you again. What is it THIS time?
JosherMan 0
Doc are you a guy or a gal?
GaryMuzz 4
not always...
GingerFro 0
abstinence is only 99.99999999999999999% effective
ImanAzol 4
It didn't work for Mary.
_streets_ 19
cornholing!
sarahbear430 0
Well, I hope you're into anal, cuz that's a request that never seems to stop...
LikDezNutz 0
Because anal is win?
sarahbear430 0
if both people think it's a win, then it's a win. if not, then not so much...
lamAzn 0
The ones thats made in China is good.