Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
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shepardkinz 19
Like father, like son. FYL.
Mexico_WC2018 16
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them
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Comments (51)
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Ug - so sorry this happened to you. Definitely a good idea to report them if they persist, but for them to focus on big parts of your body, said parts must fascinate them at least a little ;)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Or they are compensating for their own tiny little parts.
Algorithm 24
...or the dad just feels entitled to make women uncomfortable and the son's emulating it. Harassment's more about humiliation than appreciation.
wondermoose 28
working with kids you realize that children pick up so much from their parents, I see it happen all the time.
Rskittles10 16
What's up with all the recent FMLs with children not being punished by their parents for ****** up things. We live in a world where slapping some sense into your kid is considered "child abuse" it's child abuse when you let your child become a future rapist or sexual harasser
Blackbiker_fml 7
Sorry OP but you sort of YDI. If the son reports you for your "big fat butt" and his father for the "big bouncing ****" then you're clearly overweight and not living this too well. First of all YDI for not taking matters into your own hands as you should have, and YDI again for finding insulting the very plausible truth that you're overweight. If you don't like it, don't complain but do something about it...
leogachi 15
@32 Neither of those comments has anything to do with her weight.
9a_1z 12
You're right, that's why most doctors make sexual remarks when they see people of a high BMI in the street, so it decreases the burden on their services! Oh wait, they don't, because it's rude and unneccesary.
Keiraquarium 12
Like 33 said, saying that someone has a big butt and big boobs doesn't necessarily mean they're overweight. And, even if she IS overweight, you really think that means she deserves to get harassed in the street? How lovely.
childproofpizza 19
she's not fat. she's T H I C C
ChibiChick25 8
Why cant you speak to the parents? You're an adult, so why send your husband?
9a_1z 12
1. They obviously think very little of this women, so are unlikely to listen to her but might respond to someone they see as more worthy of their respect (someone who has a nice reassuring lack of boobs) 2. Sometimes couples work in a team and do nice things for each other, such as doing the confronting when the other has their feelings hurt. You don't have to be little baby children to want to stick up for each other.
SPN_lover666 27
Maybe it's because she doesn't want to be sexually harassed again by the pervert and his son.
xx000o 27
There seems to be some bounce in your life.
worldclassrager 41
A restraining order might be a bit much...but if it keeps happening it might result to that
arrowgold 19
I believe in women speaking up for themselves but if that man doesn't respect women I doubt he will care what she has to say.
vikky538 29
Show them the power of your hand...
chocolatemuse 6
nice humblebrag.