Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
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shepardkinz 19
Like father, like son. FYL.
Mexico_WC2018 16
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them
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Comments (51)
shepardkinz 19
Like father, like son. FYL.
theaaxis 27
That's when you tell the wife and both their asses get beat. ^.^
FRW1 2
I personally think that is a stellar suggestion ...
extraballbing 4
This is an excellent point. And if it gets you nowhere, then hey, you know which house is like school in summer - no damm class.
Mexico_WC2018 16
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them
Sandsh8rk 36
How classy of them. I guess stupidity runs through that family.
delude 26
FYL, but why couldn't you speak to them yourself?
lurker_no_more 13
I was wondering the same when I read it.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Perhaps she felt embarrassed and self-conscious?
gmax 10
because they wouldn't pay attention to her they would be staring
bapbap_fml 15
Because a guy who makes comments like that towards women probably isn't going to take a woman seriously. I guess there is a better chance he may listen to another man.
jayennachristine 23
Plant a potato, you get a potato
iPixelCheese 19
This post angers me
jayennachristine 23
Why
isabelf 17
#10, ah yes, maybe the reason to be mad is about little kids not being taught respect, or their parents being perverts!
LeashaJoy5595 28
It's sickening to think that kids these days are thinking sexually so young. And on top of that, having no respect, so saying whatever they please and expecting to get away with it. It's infuriating that some parents can be so self absorbed that they can't even invest in their child's life to raise them into a decent human being.
ptoka 20
No joke, 24, if I acted this way when I was little I'd have been popped in front of the parent that came to tell my mother. Some people need to learn a little respect.
Badkarma4u 17
Saying someone has a big fat butt is not sexual. Kids say stuff like that all the time when a person is overweight. Boys and girls, about men and women. You may be getting sickened for no reason. Now the dad... that's another story
LeashaJoy5595 28
I think if this kid was saying it insultingly, OP probably wouldn't have had her husband talk to this kid's dad, because when kids are young enough to blurt out stuff like that, they usually mean it pretty innocently. You can tell a lot by tone. But the 'kids thinking more sexually so young' part extends to a good percentage of this younger generation. That's what disgusts me #69
dc2fresh 15
You must be a bodacious woman
trulypar 34
Maybe it would be better to tell the mom how her son AND husband are behaving.
cedwards120 4
looks like you should teach him some manners. put him in time out and then send him to bed without dessert, i'm talking about the dad of course.
mariathehoe 15
I feel bad for the child being raised by a father who doesn't respect women...I'm sorry for that OP