Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
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shepardkinz 19
Like father, like son. FYL.
Mexico_WC2018 16
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them
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Comments (51)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It scares me that people like that are parents. And it scares me even more that that child might become one someday too.
speakfreely 21
I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
chickypie1987 23
Like father like son, the Apple really doesn't fall far from the tree!
outfielder55 17
Sounds like your husband is a lucky man!
Brandon1000 10
He's gonna get b*tch slapped one day
KaylaRocksss 7
I know you can't hit the kid but I would have smacked the shit out of the father and after I told my boyfriend about the incident he would of gone to the father and beat the living daylights out of him! What a pig! And teaching his son that it's okay to treat women like that is not okay. Maybe try going to the wife if this disgusting animal even has one and let her know how her husband and son are speaking to women around the neighborhood I bet you that you're not the only that has gotten comments like that.
Lurker1 9
I dont know about where your from but most places if you sent your boyfriend to go to someones house with the intent to "beat the living daylights out of him" there is a good chance he wont be walking away afterwards. Hed be in the back of an ambulance charged with Tresspassing, Assault and possibly Unlawful entry. If he came to me and said your making my girlfriend uncomfortable please stop id apologize and stop but if he just attacked me, one or both of us would end up injured and wouldnt even know why and nothing was achieved. Have some common sense. Send him to talk to the guy but dont send him to fight.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
So we have determined that you have a big butt and boobs. Very interesting.
MrKilgore 14
personally those don't seem like bad things. not trying to be a peeve but that doesn't sound so bad.
SPN_lover666 27
Do you know why it is bad? It is bad because the kid and the father don't respect women.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Of course it doesn't sound bad to you, you've most likely never had a stranger in your face making uncomfortably inappropriate comments about your body.
Relf 19
Post a picture to prove their comments?
Algorithm 24
Are you trying to be funny or creepy? You're only succeeding at one of them, and I don't see anybody laughing.
ontheFLY4 25
You know what to do with that big fat butt, wiggle wiggle wiggle...