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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month before we drove there to buy them dinner in March. It didn't bother us so much that they got married without telling us, it's that they lied and egged us on, and had his wife tell my dad through text. They promised they are going to have a ceremony sometime in the next 5 years, but they asked us not to tell the rest of they family they're already married. So now, we're lying to the rest of our excited, curious family. We weren't there to plan anything, the topic just came up during dinner, since well, we were celebrating an engagement. We figured they married for financial aid and tax purposes (given they're both in college and are barely getting by) which is fine by us. They had already been living together for a few years and moved across the state together, so it's not like them eloping was unexpected. We just don't know why they felt they had to lie when they had the chance to discreetly pull one of us to the side and tell us in person the day before. Sorry for the book, but I hope that clears some things up!