Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
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shepardkinz 19
Like father, like son. FYL.
Mexico_WC2018 16
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them
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Comments (51)
Eivana 37
Why did you go to your husband? Go yourself.
Keiraquarium 12
Because this guy (and his kid) clearly don't respect women enough to take OP serious. Not to mention she probably feels quite embarrassed and doesn't want to be harassed yet again.
Waschlappen 23
But OP didn't know that the creepy guy was the kids father before she send her husband, so she didn't know that the dad was an idiot as well.
THE4WESOM4N 6
Wow what nice complements those neighbors of yours seem like good people and not creepy perverts aren't you lucky
joshi42 16
Go to the gym
Xion0014 20
Talk to their mother/wife.
nutellacake 12
Slap the father across his face if he does that again and for the kid well you can stop him and have a talk with him if he ever does that again and yes tell the mother/wife maybe she'll take care of it. I hate men who don't respect women.
sdroze1389 31
he meant phat ass, not fat ass. it's a compliment...well intended to be. just lacks class
mbock 15
sounds like two compliments that came out wrong!!!! (glass half full)
Algorithm 24
Equating harassment to compliments is like saying that the glass is half-full when somebody robs your house because "at least they thought you had really cool stuff". It's not meant to make somebody feel good about themselves, and it doesn't.
rec_chem 22
If the shoe fits...
JKPwnage 27
How do we have licenses for driving, but not for procreation?
consumer1234567 4
is it really that big of a deal that a young boy liked your butt..omg a young male looked at me call the presses.