Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
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shepardkinz 19
Like father, like son. FYL.
Mexico_WC2018 16
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them
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Comments (51)
Big_Bear99 19
yea, I dunno. just have your husband open a case of whoop ass. Husband's like to do that for their wives. recon' it won't fix much. But it sure is fun.
klirrivirri 9
nothing wrong with a big fat butt and big bouncing ****! so screw them
stein97 6
Totally agree!
amarie2009 22
You don't have the balls to talk to the parents yourself?
Blackbiker_fml 7
Exactly the point i was making in another comment. I seriously think OP is genuinely BBW big time and a whiney one at that. First cry to her husband so he go defend her honor, then when this backfires come here to FML and cry to all the carebears to get support from. First i had rated this YDI but i guess i should change to FYL because seriously, it sounds like OP is one major frustrated fatty. You can't handle the truth about your fat ass and bouncing boobs? You should be embarrased about your self-esteem and self-confidence if all it took to shatter them was a little kid's nasty comment. So FYL and your husband's.
Keiraquarium 12
If strangers are constantly commenting on your body, even kids, it gets really horrible. Women of every body shape are commented on as they try to go about their day. No matter how big OP is, she had the right to 'whine' about losers who think it's okay to make fun of a stranger's body
Madness_Mayhem 2
she probably didn't want to walk in the house of a man that wouldn't take her seriously and has obviously been commenting on and objectifying her body in his own home, in front of his child. it's not a comfortable or respectful situation. also, her being angry about their comments says nothing about her self esteem or confidence, where did that confusion take place? you can have someone that is 100% all confident and comfortable in their body and may be what some would consider 10/10 but they may not be comfortable with their body being sexualized and commented on or objectified by some neighborhood dad and husband and his son thats learning his inappropriate behavior. Just some thoughts
alex_gen 39
After the confrontation, they commented on the husband's "big pounding fist", right?
LeashaJoy5595 28
If I was her husband, I woulda knocked that guy out. I agree with you though, I hop this guy put the man-trash in his place.
kayteakay 26
At least you know where he gets it from. Some children don't have half a chance.
missyfiona89 28
As the Chinese saying goes, "上两不正下梁歪"。That basically means that if the upper beam is not straight, chances are the lower beam will be crooked.
jables38 11
Would have been a good one for FML pics
drtoboggan 11
Punch the dude.
gracehi 33
Post signs about their tiny penises just outside of their property line, then take photos of the signs and post them anonymously beside the perpetrators names and portraits on the internet. Not sure if that's legal, but he damage will be done long before your evil scheme is stopped. Mwa ha ha.
bapbap_fml 15
Because that's a mature, adult way to handle it.....
Omegadolly 22
Some people are just inescapable jackasses, OP, sorry. :/