Miscellaneous: Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should...

By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML

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By cthulhu help me - 01/03/2013 18:22 - United States - Cabot

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

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By failure - 22/09/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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By Squinty6 - 02/03/2011 15:28 - Canada

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

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By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

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Am I being detained?

By JimmyT - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Norway - Bergen

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water, and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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Overreacting a tad

By phonnah - 20/06/2012 17:59 - United States - Bowie

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking Gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 22:24 - United States

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML

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C'mon man!

By Pooping - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML

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Just the two of us

By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML

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higgysaurus 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:58

That gym teacher has some great ideas.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:56

Listening to insane rambling > gym class Or maybe I'm just a lazy ass.

Comments

AkBunny907 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:56

How is this a FML? I'm pretty sure his opinion effects you in zero ways other than maybe being annoyed.

Gr3gory_fml 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:56

Why tho?

Rented_eyebrows 18

Friday 6 November 2015 2:39

Not why!

kaitlynjane 28

Friday 6 November 2015 12:57

Because REASONS.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:56

Listening to insane rambling > gym class Or maybe I'm just a lazy ass.

LilMissCanadian 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 20:03

No, you're not alone there. no class > class No matter what.

ncbb5 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:57

Hey! I moderated this and I told you no! Bad FML! Bad!

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:57

Why did this even get featured? It's not really an FML at all

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:57

Surely your gym teacher meant Colosseum ?

JHPugh 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:57

Well that does seem a bit fishy.. Hopefully he doesn't find himself in that situation, otherwise he may change his opibion

IamHercules 24

Thursday 5 November 2015 20:30

Why would he find himself on death row?

IronMan_Mk43 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 23:34

He could just murder a shitton of people

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 5 November 2015 23:56

While being drunk.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:57

I mean that does sound pretty entertaining... Also, how insensitive OP, he only drinks on the weekends, it's his sporadic drug usage that you have to look out for.