By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML
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Tripartita 44

Listening to insane rambling > gym class Or maybe I'm just a lazy ass.

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AkBunny907 18

How is this a FML? I'm pretty sure his opinion effects you in zero ways other than maybe being annoyed.

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Tripartita 44

Listening to insane rambling > gym class Or maybe I'm just a lazy ass.

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LilMissCanadian 22

No, you're not alone there. no class > class No matter what.

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ncbb5 18

Hey! I moderated this and I told you no! Bad FML! Bad!

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Why did this even get featured? It's not really an FML at all

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Miss_Chevious 37

Surely your gym teacher meant Colosseum ?

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JHPugh 19

Well that does seem a bit fishy.. Hopefully he doesn't find himself in that situation, otherwise he may change his opibion

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Shadowvoid 33

I mean that does sound pretty entertaining... Also, how insensitive OP, he only drinks on the weekends, it's his sporadic drug usage that you have to look out for.

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Eyalsh 32

the idea is very similar to george carlin's "4 groups that have to go" look for it on youtube. one of his best bits in my opinion

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olivia1196 2

That's a great idea though. And the one who wins doesn't have to die!

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Brandi_Faith 33

Tell him they already did that once at the real coliseum, they were called Gladiators, and it turned out pretty bad for everyone.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

Those were slaves though, not just prisoners. It wouldn't be bad if it was people who were already sentenced to death.

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MasterTron 24

That's it we need the THUNDERDOME!!! Two inmates enter one inmate leaves!

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Lalala579121 27

34, But it didn't turn out bad for everyone. It turned out quite good for everyone but the gladiators. Don't believe everything Mel Gibson does.

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superwh00 10

maybe that wouldn't be the best idea, because the winner mercilessly slaughtered most of the other inmates...

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GiddywithGlee43 9

well yeah except that's like really illegal. Like way breaking international laws.

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Lalala579121 27

But this is America. International laws don't apply to us.

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soulebelius 17

I'm sorry, but I don't want the King of Death Row to be walking around in my civilization!

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