Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my friend didn't believe me when I was bragging about how good of a boyfriend my partner finally was. She told me to prove it because he had cheated before. I opened his Instagram and the first DM opened was him cheating. FML
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Attacksloth32 7
It's pretty common for cheaters to project their actions onto their partner. At least now you have proof that she was the one who was screwing around.
Vesi 30
"Every accusation is a confession." definitely fits the bill on this one. Sorry she did that.
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Attacksloth32 7
It's pretty common for cheaters to project their actions onto their partner. At least now you have proof that she was the one who was screwing around.
cuz803 46
**** Rachel, that cheating bitch. She never deserved you and it was never meant to be. Complete ***** cheating ****. You'll find someone better. Cheating is common amongst the immature so you dodged a mean bullet.
Vesi 30
"Every accusation is a confession." definitely fits the bill on this one. Sorry she did that.
Chazzster 32
You see it over and over in life. People project their own faults onto others and assume the people around them are as flawed as they are. You see it in politics sometimes. You see it in bosses sometimes - I had a boss who was prone to lying and intentionally misleading and then in return he questioned even the honest people’s honesty… If girlfriend was cheating on you she either figured you were a patsy or thought you were probably cheating too. In the end, regardless of what was said and done she’s an ex now and it’s time to mourn you loss and then move on.