Thanks, mom
By Anonymous - /
Saturday 24 October 2020 11:03 /
United States - Kenton
Jaymail
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17 Badges
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0 Comments
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544 Visits
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11 Favorites
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted. -
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Great expectations
By Anonymous - /
Friday 23 October 2020 08:08 /
United Kingdom - London
All that time I'm never getting back
By Anonymous - /
Friday 9 October 2020 11:02 /
United States - York
Bustin' my ass
By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 7 October 2020 20:01 /
AKA taking a screenshot
By Anonymous - /
Monday 5 October 2020 11:02 /
United States - White Plains