Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.
Voij 16
Call the cops.
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Comments (79)
CrissyyyS2 22
... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.
Ambient25 25
Exactly! Or throw a brick at his car
Fedezzer 20
Please. If she could in anyway beat him up she wouldn't have left without the purse.
Ian7890 23
sure, solve this situation by committing crimes.
yzzami 17
Exactly! Nothing says you're a jerk better than a kick between the legs
tjv3 10
Call the police and press charges
doodieman 9
48- Crimes get shit done.
Voij 16
Call the cops.
AestheticGuy 21
Exactly. What a retard kid. Probably one of those odd sociopathic kids. Just report him to the cops and they can kick his ass, kid needs some discipline.
mackdeezy 22
Id say have a cop "invade his privacy" see how he likes it.
Doritozilla 20
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police report? steal it back? no? okay.
A100893 30
Your ex is a thieving dick. Report his ass if he won't cooperate.
deepunder 17
It's easier just to steal it back and never mention it. It's not like he'll file a report for a stolen purse. My friend got his iPhone stolen by his friend and when my friend went to his house he just took it back and left through a window, never to return.
MzZombicidal 36
My foot would invade the privacy of his ass.
godfathermock 19
Especially if its my sister's purse he stole.
Neyuu 18
I feel like the fml community would make a really good army. "Kick his ass! Break his knees! Get the purse back!"
JaneChemi_fml 21
@7 calm down Red Foreman
YUNOFML 16
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What were you doing inside your ex-bf's closet?
leogachi 15
What was he doing with her sister's purse?
Nordrag 26
What are we doing commenting here?
MzZombicidal 36
"my NOW ex-boyfriend's closet"
AshleyScruggs 14
isn't it funny how people will say, "I hope you mean EX- boyfriend/ girlfriend" when the OP complains about his/ her significant other but when he/ she says ex- boyfriend/ girlfriend in the post they get confused about why the OP would be doing something involving his/ her ex.
badluckdawson 19
They were together before she found the purse when she found it he broke up with her
graceinsheepwear 34
I'm just waiting for someone to say "ex-closet."
PenguinBitch 44
Little did you know that he's a gender-confused individual who stole the purse to match his heels for Saturday night!
TheDrifter 24
Her sister must have fabulous taste.
leogachi 15
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Seriously? I don't understand why you didn't just take the purse and get it back to your sister. I don't always believe family should come first, but in a case like this it definitely should.
leogachi 15
I understand that, but she should have just taken the purse back to her sister and confronted him later. That way the sister gets her stuff back.
leogachi 15
How could she think it was an accident?
CodeXana 9
#24 because the bonds you have with friends that you choose is much stronger usually than the bond you are forced to have with your family.
dangousity 21
Cops, report him, be done with it