Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML
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MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
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Comments (104)
mmoments 24
Sorry you had to go through that. Some guys can be so cold and stupid.
Alastrina_fml 20
That's when you cue the small dick jokes. ******' Rick, the dick with the tiny prick. =P
ea247 20
Rick is a total asshole im sorry OP but you'll find someone who is actully worthy of you dont worry :)
OhhLookItsLarry 7
Good thing you didn't marry this asshole
thejonac 21
you definitely benefitted more than him from the breakup, OP. now you're on your way to finding an actual man that deserves you :)
potato63 10
I like how everybody is like you should beat so and so up for that, even though it's perfectly legal to cheat on people and they would be the ones arrested
LyricaSilvan 30
Sounds to me like you can do better. Sorry about the breakup, OP, but you may have dodged a bullet. Hope you find a less douchey boyfriend next time.
purplegold 19
Dang
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Tell him it was too small anyways
olpally 33
Hope he gets herpes now. Asshole!