Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML
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MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
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Comments (104)
notorious_me 13
I guess you mean F#$^ you DICK
dark_angel4121 12
That's a horrible way to get dumped. Obviously he's not a good person; you got out before it got worst. You deserve better. Hope this new chick gives him herpes or something on that line. Or better he knocks her up and gets stuck with child pay for the next 18 years.
pait_loves_shane 25
What a jerk. :/
havahnegila 22
It sounds like you lost a real winner. Trust me, you're better off without him.
boydope420 8
Don't be getting down by him OP his brain capacity is that of a chipmunk. you're better off without him!
ItsDutch 16
Sounds like you made out pretty well, he's obviously not worth being with
theforceisstrong 8
Well his name rhymes with prick. and dick. coincidence? i think not. but seriously, i'm sorry for you, he's obviously a massive scumbag!
tehdarkness 21
******' Rick; whatta douche.
noctali_Solstice 18
Doesn't sound like much of a loss. I hope you find someone better.
Araj_Hs 19
Im sorry about it, OP. That is one douche-*******-bag! You should probably move on, as he gave you a good reason to. ..but at the same time, I kinda think she deserves it for dating a guy who types like that. Im sorry? :|