Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML
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Top comments
MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
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Comments (104)
cameosurgeon 16
Seeing stuff like this, I always wonder how she ever went for him in the beginning of their relationship.
Brittin8or 12
Sometimes people change..maybe this guy was sweet, a gentleman in the beginning
ma12r 22
My douchebag radar just went off the charts on this guy after reading this. That sucks OP but hopefully you'll find someone much better!
MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
Hasselhoffart 15
Looks like Eminem got loose on FML again.
grogers311 20
I was thinking Dr. Seuss??
UhHuhHoney 20
Awww shiiiiiittttt
Araj_Hs 19
Ok wow, amazing?
1dvs_bstd 41
Someone drop the chorus!!
Retaheki 27
(Chorus) Rick is a dick, a dick dick dicky dick, Rick is a dick, a dick dick dicky dick.
thespiantess 18
He's a total prick. Don't worry OP, you'll get over him pretty quick.
JKPwnage 27
whose* Are you thick? Or are you playing a trick? Doesn't matter, the rest of the comment is sick.
Retaheki 27
FML Official Rap Thread.
Dave_Davington 34
Except it was rick that dumped her.
shitstorm28 11
sounds like you dodged a bullet, op.
captain_crook 17
text message break ups suck! reply saying "hard or soft I never noticed a difference " or something. that was lame. :P sorry fml community
notesz 21
He sounds really weird, you're better off without.
MDoremis 38
What an immature little prick. You're better off without him, OP!
usaidwhat82 21
You're better off without him! Hope you find someone better soon, OP.
GreyTulip8763 13
Am you must be going through some HARD times at the moment
abNormal62 23
Clearly you can do better than him It's unlikely he will do better than you Stay tuned in two weeks the other girl will be will be sharing a similar story