Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
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Comments (104)
doglady 16
What a stank-ass douche canoe.
Indiantrolledd 16
From the Walking Dead?
Chriiim 2
Wow. What a Dick
shemademedoit 20
first of all. he's an ass. secondly.......he's a dick and lastly what a bitch. who breaks up by text? he just doesn't have the balls to tell you in person cause he knows you would uppercut that think he calls **** that is only good for keeping dust out his ass
TallMist 32
"My name's... not.... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!" - Patrick Star
LoZelda123 20
you should have texted back "Really? It's so small I never could tell ;)"