Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
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Comments (104)
bhopejohnston 16
Well obviously he's illiterate and stupid, so let the other girl,have him and go find yourself an intelligent handsome man ;)
BlackFire4890 16
well if he's so obsessed with **** maybe he'll go find one for himself to play with.
VlahVlahVlah 12
I really hope it falls off.
jordann_27 11
Rick is a dick. Sorry to hear about this OP. :(
spike7447 13
I'd break up with someone over that shitty text speak. He's obviously a retard...
GxReaperGx 11
Yeah! **** you, Rick!
breakless1 17
looks like u dodged a bullet if u ask me
sexynurse25 13
Was his last name Stewart lol
AnnAgainst 6
What a jackass
Ricky27753 6
I'm Rick lol