Intimacy: Mixing it up - FML

Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Spicy

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Spicy

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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whatgoescomes 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

Omg is she hot?

abz_1995 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

well that is awkard and in my favourites

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Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:27

Time for that big promotion

nothingforfreez 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:31

... yeah... I think that... never mind... just gonna enjoy the image I just got...

Deverz 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:32

hot! nothing fml about this

hobojo69 23

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:33

What's more interesting is how the hell did u get there!?!?

BronyVasNormandy 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:04

I'm going to use my amazing ability to assess the situation, and say it involved copious amounts of alcohol. Just a guess.

orgasm_blush 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:36

In my opinion, it's only a fml if you get fired.

d3adly 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:37

Wow sexual harassment 'by' a woman.

blayke96 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:39

That. Is. Hot!!!

j1nrake 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:41

You MIGHT get a raise out of this, but I definitely know what got a raised ;)

hockeygurl1234 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:47

thats always a good timee(;

Thrashmetaldrumm 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:47

What is it with people always putting "awkward" as one of the comments in every fml?

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Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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Today, I got yelled at for 30 minutes while on a date for using the word "bitch." I used it to describe my friend's wife, who will also yell at you for 30 minutes for using a word she doesn't like. FML

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Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

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Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML

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Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML

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