Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered, "Nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer called me a "smart ass" because I helped him scan his coupon correctly. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. So it begins… FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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Top comments
Renesaga 8
Ha, silly old people. They don't understand our professing lingo of hunger.
robc32ca 4
you are all morons for use "nom nom"
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Comments (105)
Evaki 2
Thumbs up if you tried
miniluda12 12
who randomly says "nom nom" though?
1aman1nja 0
YDI for trying to nom nom an old guy u sick bastard
jbchica 7
Just because your hungry and a person has food doesn't mean you have to mutter nom nom under your breath.
drakhasa 0
the autism is strong in this one
Hilda_x 25
Wow, what an asshole thing to say. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but your comment wasn't even a little bit funny. Just stupid.
newburton13 26
Nom nom? Seriously? What are you, a cat?
qwaszxwesdxc 0
It's good you trotted this anomnimously
Insomniasenemy 6
I can see how he got that mixed up. I have said stuff to my dad and he thought I said something completely different.
pinkrink9 5
Seriously, who says nom nom out loud?
shawayzeee_fml 12
How fat are you!?