Anonymous
Hackerman
Today, someone hacked my Facebook and is posting countless pictures of poop, saying it’s mine. I'm beyond embarrassed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lizbeth
Anaconda
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
tanya
Canada
Taco Bell, huh?
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Thanks, Zuck
United States
It's probably for the best
Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
Cam
Holsworthy, United Kingdom
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
rian
Redesign
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Oh dear
Kingstown, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You need to post many pictures of your poop and take down the hacker's turds, so your friends and family know what your shit truly looks like. It's important!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Definitely gotta get their sh!t together.
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RichardPencil 32
You need to post many pictures of your poop and take down the hacker's turds, so your friends and family know what your shit truly looks like. It's important!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Definitely gotta get their sh!t together.
ishmedoe 4
I remember u