Vacation, Thief, Drugs and Money: Migraine-inducing FML

Migraine-inducing FML

By myheadhurts - 21/06/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into. My best friend apparently decided to invite her drug-addicted friends into my home while I was away, where they stole 172$ and my migraine pills, which are non-refillable. I now have a migraine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 283

You deserved it 5 421

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By strandedguest - 30/09/2010 06:51 - United States

Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 348

You deserved it 2 873

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 958

You deserved it 2 402

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 004

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 896

You deserved it 537

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 556

You deserved it 2 928

By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 214

You deserved it 241

By robbed - 14/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 867

You deserved it 4 393

By trying2breathe - 22/11/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 367

You deserved it 3 021

No pain, no meds

By I don’t stink - 01/05/2020 20:00

Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 977

You deserved it 263

By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 167

You deserved it 1 934

hecuva 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:09

make her pay for everything and change the locks so it doesn't happen again.. OR get the police involved.. get triple or more money for damages

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:11

My dad has done that to me before

Comments

Failercoptor 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:22

at least you know who did it, get your shit back bro

lakeylove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:29

Wow the person who said YDI for puting the $ after the amount of the money is the true "dumbass." Also you made us kids sound like freaking retards! I'm 11 and I know better. Sorry if I made a grammar mistake here I'm using the iPhone and I tend to forget puting the apostrophes (yeah I could've spelled it wrong but I'm in a hurry and I'm tired.)

valuemeal2 1

Monday 22 June 2009 9:32

How does that even make sense?? And to the OP: Excedrin, OTC, works great. And yes, I would know, I've been getting terrible migraines since I was 8.

jess09_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:11

the worst you can say to the fact that your best friend broke into your house is 'i now have a migrane' ??

fyourlife33 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:13

A 12 year old shouldn't be on this site, and they didn't hardly steal anything I agree with the whiny comment. You should have had the pills with you and your random ass amount of money.

wretcheddawn 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:02

Anyone who does that is not a friend. This isn't an FML, call the police.

slinkiess 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:22

FYL! I would beat the crap out of her. And I agree with #110. Call the police.

ironyofmylife 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:53

Tell the police and laugh when she gets in trouble for it.

ConSeannery 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:45

Hey, only hard drug users steal, and only hard drug users hang out with hard drug users. Your best friend probably hasn't told you. Watch your shit and don't let yourself get dragged down. Don't help unless you are absolutely sure it will matter.

LaLaJoy 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:33

1. Why would your best friend "break into" your house? I can understand if she had the key, but then your house wouldn't have been broken into. If you came home and saw that your house had been broken into, why would you suspect your friend? 2. How do you know the exact amount of money that was stolen? 3. Why are your pills non-refillable? 4. Someone with a migraine wouldn't be looking at a computer screen.