Today, I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into. My best friend apparently decided to invite her drug-addicted friends into my home while I was away, where they stole 172$ and my migraine pills, which are non-refillable. I now have a migraine. FML
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Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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hecuva 0
make her pay for everything and change the locks so it doesn't happen again.. OR get the police involved.. get triple or more money for damages
LuckyCharms_fml 0
My dad has done that to me before
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myaddiction000 0
and u call this **** bag ur friend???!?!?!?
nickerbockers3 0
What a cow, break into her cardboard box and steal everything she owns and hock it for migrane pill moneys. muahahah!
sparxva 12
What exactly makes this person your "best friend?" YDI
InsomPsycho 0
You're typing in complete sentences on the computer... you don't have a migraine. If you have a bad headache, call it a bad headache.
LongBlackVeil 6
Not always true #122. I have suffered from many migraines (not just bad headaches) and have still been able to look at a computer and type in complete sentences. Most of the time I have to wear sunglasses to do so, but I do it. Migraines affect people in different ways, so no one person can judge another unless they can feel what they're going through or they're that persons doctor.
LongBlackVeil 6
haha I meant to put 'That persons doctor' not the 'they're' but I didn't backspace far enough. Sorry. But on the other hand, I don't know if I believe this story.
nyuukou 0
I don't get why people say you can't have a migraine and type on the computer. I get migraines myself. It's not usually light that bothers me. It's sound, temperature, and pressure. So I can be in a brightly lit room, but it has to be quiet, cold, and nothing touching my head.
Hurt16 0
y do u have a best friend with crack head friends... didn't u realize that their Maasai b a chance of this happening... hey shit happens
Speel 0
YDI for having a best friend that has drug addicted friends that like to swallow migrane pills...
88sforlife 0
Make Her Pay For Everything And Change The Lockz So it Wont happen Again