Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 471
You deserved it 43 849

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

Comments

Ordering for someone is really rude. What I love about going out to eat is generally the decision of what to eat. Clearly, though, she should mention she's a vegetarian and only date vegetarians. You're both overly aggressive, which is why YDI. Also, if you were infatuated with her for months, clearly you would have known about her personality and something she cared so much about that.

if you were infatuated with her how could you not know thy?

Dude, ordering for a girl on a first date is unlikely to work. Yes, there may be the occasional woman who'll like it, but your chances are much higher that she'll hate what you ordered and think you're a misogynist jerk. Why take the risk?

there is nothing wrong with being a vegitarain, but was she said cow murder she went overboard. I get she may chose her lifestyles but she can't judge other people for way they choose, and she needs to get some sense into her!

MIKESTYLE 0

Moooooooooooove on to the next girl!!!

lol you fool. you don't order your meal untill she's ordered her. such a rookie

disgruntledyouth 0

I would say good for you. you don't want a girl that is going to decide what you eat. in my older wiser age I'd tell her real men eat meat. I'd ask the waitor to get me box for my other steak and I'd take her back to her home.

Guess you'll be back to being "overly aggressive" with your meat.

Erindub 0

It had to have been a test. Just be glad shes gone now though vegetiarians always think they are better than you for not eating animals but forget how their cotton clothes also came from something living once just cause it never had eyes or a mother doesn't mean its not still murder : )